
Well, at least I'm thinking they do probably remember getting hit in the head with a tomato-I'd remember, anyway.

Definitely adding Bounty to my first-aid kit.

Am I the only person who would actually respond to this, just for the funny factor?

Husbands are too expensive. I'd take the cat.
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